Did anyone hear the rumor that Tiger Woods’ current mistress Rachel Uchitel is pregnant? Yeah, neither had I. I had only heard that Rachel was an idiot, and that she was grooming herself to be the next Mrs. Woods. But someone said something to Rachel about it, and she ran to Hollywood Life and Gossip Cop to deny it. Uchitel not only denies being pregnant, she denies being a lesbian. Hm… that’s another one I hadn’t heard. Here’s Hollywood Life’s take:
When several reports surfaced that Rachel Uchitel was both pregnant and (if you can believe this) a lesbian, we asked her to set the record straight.
“I am not pregnant!” Rachel declared to HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY of several reports from this morning, Dec. 22, that she was “freaking out” because she was two weeks late, and that rumored paramour Tiger Woods was the baby daddy.
Rachel’s power attorney Gloria Allred is also quick to dismiss these claims. “Rachel is not pregnant,” she reiterates to HollywoodLife.com. “Rumors to the contrary are false.”
Rachel is also quick to dismiss the rumors that cropped up on Dec. 20 that she was a lesbian. The VIP hostess was exiting a club in North Palm Beach with two gal pals, who told photographers they were her “lesbian lovers.” Says Rachel, “It was a joke [my friend made] and the cameraman is an idiot for twisting it.”
[From Hollywood Life]
Oh, for the love of God. You know what this says to me? This says that Rachel hears all of the rumors about herself, and she’s only going to deny certain things. By not denying the steady stream of gossip that she is, in fact, still bangin’ Tiger, then her silence (her non-denial) should be taken as fact. And for that, I kind of hate her. OK! Magazine also reported Rachel denial, and pulled out Rachel’s old quotes about how she’s a victim in all of this. She told OK: “It’s just hurtful that I’m not given the benefit of the doubt… How you’re judged by the nation… it’s really difficult. It’s really horrible. I want people to realize that I’m human and I have very good qualities about me that people are missing out on because those aren’t the interesting ones for the story that everyone has been creating.” Ugh… I’m with Joy Behar. You-can-tell she’s a hooker.
Rachel Uchitel having lunch in New York on December 10, 2009. Credit: WENN.
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